Driving a Car

As a female Homo Sapien I wonder if I have a license to kill

Anyway, I am capable of it, so you better do a drill

I drive my way to work

but more of it is required on the way

I suck with gears 1 through 5 and ya of course the reverse

I fear the pedestrians and trucks alike

the former are like toddlers and the latter like bullies and brats

the heavy traffic areas are like a stampede without a rime or reason

on the redlights the frustrated souls have mercy to spare none

consider yourself lucky if you make it alive without damaging your eardrum

Its like Murphy's law all the time

and for me guerilla warfare, ya, that is how I would put it

even a nonexistent wall appears when you least expect it

may be the whole universe is conspiring to transform me into the Hulk

but according to Occam's Razor my only super power , for now, is to sulk

P.S. The blog entry may be a desperate attempt to not lose its readers, the sudden two fold increase in the number of readers in the previous week may have led to the same.But the quality of the entries would be taken care of henceforth.

P.P.S. The content has been inspired by an entry in my friend N's blog but I take the complete responsibility of the rhyme scheme.